dustin walls is happening for hatchet wound

julie, emily and dustinwe’ve known dustin for a very long time now.  he was always a viable candidate to join the crew but the timing wasn’t right.  the first time i met him, he was defacing one of the ramps at the meriden park.  he graciously spray painted a dick on said ramp.  i think he even wrote “dick” right next to it in case you had trouble identifying that sex organ.  of course, i yelled at him and i said to myself “not yet.”  fast forward some years and dustin is shredding, has a girlfriend and is a father to a cutie pie of a little girl named emily.  once again i said to myself “not yet.”  he was riding for debris which turned into hardtimes.  things were looking good… until he lost his job.  soon after, benny booted him from hardtimes.  he was replaced by the avid skateshop sasquatch due to their uncanny resemblance.  the timing couldn’t get any better so that’s when we snatched him up and made him an official hatchet wound hound dog.

an off-brand, unsalted cracker will taste like a ritz to a starving man.  eddie murphy taught us that.  we are that off-brand, unsalted cracker.  shove some of us in your mouth and try to whistle.

Dustin Walls I from Hatchet Wound on Vimeo.

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