Contact
There are three types of people who are dying to exchange words with the likes of Hatchet Wound Skateboard Happening. These three types are:
(1)Dudes who want to get sponsored
(2)Dudes/Girls who want to take us out
(3)Dudes/Girls/Shops that want to carry our product
Sponsor Requests:
It has been quite a long time since we provided a method for you to get in touch with us. We shut it down years ago due to all of the sponsor me requests with links to youtube sponsor me videos. Believe me when I say that we are flattered by all of this but you are wasting your time. You should point your efforts towards a company with disposable cash. We don't have any funds and we aren't even a company. It's ok. It's a common mistake. We have a motto here at Hatchet Wound and it's quite simple: We can't go out of business if we've never been in it in the first place.
Girls:
Shit. You're the reason why we started this thing in the first place. We would love to share a plate of hot wings with you. Holla via email, yo!
Shop Requests:
Hello, skate shops. Thanks for your interest in our little thing that we do. We do appreciate that you've recognized the love and hard work that we pour into our baby. Yes, we do see Hatchet Wound as our precious offspring (conceived out of wedlock) and are very picky when it comes to the company it keeps. I think you can agree that you wouldn't leave your child under the supervision of an individual draped in Famous, Fox or D.C. gear. That would be bad parenting. So, feel free to send us a message. I think you get the point.
If you feel that any of this has alienated you in the least bit then I say "boom, yup." Remember, we're all friends just not with you.
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