HATCHET WOUND SKATEBOARD HAPPENING we who can not be named, sort of…

    we love you, anthony bartholomew

    we love you, anthony bartholomew

    another one of the boys in my gang has changed habitats.  this boy being anthony.  he has left ct for san francisco.  we suffer a loss while sf gains a cutie pie, ripper and certified dude.  he’s got a killer hair-do, too. i have a secret to share.  i haven’t been all that honest.  i’ve [...]

    best commercial eva

    best commercial eva

    i’m a negative creep.  i’m not afraid to admit it.  i hate everything because everything sucks.  yet, i love this hopps commercial.  it made me so happy.  i smiled the entire time i watched it. this gem was brought to my attention by prize fighter.

    the men in new haven

    the men in new haven

    new york’s the men are playing at popeye’s garage, 50 goffe st in new haven tonight.  certified dudes that play good music. check out the men and more ripping bands on burn books new york rules mixtape. i fucking love the men. photo stolen from eric rex

    matt and kim and sidella

    matt and kim and sidella

    hatchet wound lifer, matt sidella, shreds all over the new matt and kim video, “block after block.”  boof!  check out the proof!!!

    eat a butt, art world...

    eat a butt, art world…

    before we eat yours first. boof!  it’s already been done.  our friends took a bite out of your butt and they talked with their mouths full right afterwards.  it went down at kcdc’s art contest last friday.    

    jon bocksel featured at juxtapoz
    jon bocksel featured at juxtapoz

    looks like 2011 is also a good year for our pal, jon bocksel.  he managed to charm the folks over at juxtapoz with the work he has featured in the nothing to say group show at guerrero gallery in sf. jon bocksel is a certified hatchet wound hound dog and we’re proud of him.  arf!

    shef vs sunz
    shef vs sunz

    “I remember one other time where we were waiting to go see a Wu-Tang show and we’re in line. Next thing we know, this door flies open and Sean comes busting out with all these other dudes… its the Sunz of Man from Wu-Tang’s crew and Sean is trying to fight all of them! And [...]

    farewell, jean rollin
    farewell, jean rollin

    let’s say farewell to jean rollin.  he was a fantastic director whose films were erotic, horrific, surreal and devoid of scene killing background noise.  they were also full of titty balls. He directed gems like: The Grapes of Death (Les Rasins De La Mort) Rose of Iron (La Rose De Fer) The Living Dead Girl (La Morta [...]

    that deadly fall fashion
    that deadly fall fashion

    do you love the devil enough to have a death/baby with it?  shit, i do.  knock me up, lucifer. new death/traitors gear is in. “New designs scientifically engineered to titillate the senses and attract members of the opposite sex!” check out some behind the scenes photos that i am in the process of stealing from alexis [...]

    goat farm chili bowl game of skate
    goat farm chili bowl game of skate

    goat farm skate shop is having a game of skate at haven skate park this saturday.  it’s not your ordinary game of skate.  it’s taking place in the bowl.  get it?  chili?  bowl?   registartion starts at 11:30 am.  i can’t wait to have butt loads of that naugatuck knee high tube sock chili.  extra [...]

    halloween was havoced
    halloween was havoced

    enclave’s halloween havoc event went down on saturday.  the kids and adult men tore ass through the park.  there were bootie particles every.  ryan ticknor busts a bs nose blunt on the big quarter… boom! bootie particles!  will wresilo jams a nollie flap jack on the pyramid and… boom! bootie particles are left in his [...]

    halloween havoc at edgewood, sat. oct. 30
    halloween havoc at edgewood, sat. oct. 30

    on saturday, oct. 30 there will be a gathering of some of the greatest people at one of the worst skate parks in connecticut.  i think we can all agree that the park is rough but what street spot isn’t?  halloween havoc skate jam at edgewood is just an excuse for all of us to [...]

    dustin walls footage on lowcard
    dustin walls footage on lowcard

    dustin recently moved out to sf with his girlfriend, julie, and daughter, emily.  in between being a father, finding a job, wearing worn out brown dickies and apartment hunting he has managed to get some footage together with the guys at lowcard.  we all miss you, dustin.

    new hatchet wound boards
    new hatchet wound boards

    you’ve probably already seen them in person already so this really isn’t news.  it’s just that we have finally put the new boards on the site.  we’re lucky enough to have talented friends like alex heir, jon bocksel and nick corey who have put time aside to help us push our radical evil agenda.  there [...]